Story of the Day

An Okeechobee man was convicted earlier this week of murdering his son-in-law after using his weight as a defense.

Edward Ates claimed he was "too fat" to have run up an down a flight of stairs to commit the crime and flee from the crime scene.

How fat was this guy? 288 lbs on a 5' 8" frame...pretty hefty.

Just nearly not as hefty to solidify his argument.

I love Floridiots!

Check out more at Fla. Man Convicted in Fat Defense Trial

PS: Nobody does "too fat" like Eddie Murphy and "The Klumps"!!