Welcome to Floorduh, The Fun-shine State

In every family there is a certain relative that causes drama and embarrassment. Whether it be a drunk ass uncle that introduces you to the concept of "nooners" or perhaps a crazy slut sister with a mean head butt, these people really exist. And in the family that is the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA there is a black sheep. And her name is Florida. And she's a hot sexy mess.

So welcome to Floorduh, a little blog to honor and defend America's shifty eyed sister.

But I can say that. Because I'm from there. And if you ain't from Florida, you can't say shit, ya heard me!