Thursday, September 3, 2009

Story of the Day



One soda lover from Ormond Beach was in for an extra special treat when he found a frog (or a toad) in his can of Diet Pepsi.

Lucky for me, I'm a Coca-Cola girl.

The FDA says a test confirms that the amphibian was in the soda can, but is not sure how it got in there.

A Pepsi spokesperson says Pepsi stands by its manufacturing process and that the speed of the lines that produce the soda cans make 1,250 cans a minute--a speed too fast for a foreign object to get inside.

The frog finder is certain that the animal was in the can before he opened it.

Something tells me this guy is a phony and wants to spend some Pepsi money!

Read more (and check out the gross picture!) at FDA confirms frog or toad in Florida man Fred Denegri's Diet Pepsi can (what a long ass title for a silly story!)

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Classic Moments in Florida History: McDonald's 911 Call

This all went down in March at a McDonald's in West Palm Beach.

Just listen and prepare to McRoll your eyes!

Story of the Day



This story makes me sad, not because it involves drunk driving, but because it involves wasted fast food!

A woman in Crestview was arrested after parking her car at the end of a Whataburger drive-thru lane and passing out over a half eaten burger and french fries.

Luckily cops arrived and charged her with her 5th DUI.

She's a freakin' idiot!

This would have NEVER happened at the In-N-Out drive thru because it's always busy and people would be honking at you something serious. You wouldn't have a chance to pass out!

I happen to really like the title of this new story--you can read more at Woman didn't smell like alcohol, but car smelled like hamburger

And if you recognize the burgers in the photo above, you are awesome!

On a side note, our high school soccer coach was found passed out at the Steak N Shake drive thru!
So, this whole passing out in a drive thru deal isn't that new to me (so sad).

Monday, August 31, 2009

FILF



Carla Gugino was born in Sarasota.

Although many people may recognize her from "The Watchmen" and "Sin City", this Florida-born actress will always be known to me as Pauly Shore's girlfriend in "Son-In-Law".

Remember? Her little brother was the hilarious freckled redhead from "The Sandlot"!

Now THAT is a great movie!

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Story of the Day



Holy Hattori Hanzo!

Some chick in Land O' Lakes pulled a ninja sword on her boyfriend during a domestic dispute.

Apparently the girl's boyfriend was on the phone with his ex-wife and she wasn't having it.

Ninja girl says her guy slapped her first, but he says she started the fight and slapped her in defense.

Regardless, the slapping lead to the ninja sword which lead to a 911 call, which lead to this entry.

Unfortunately for us, the girl's mug shot photo does not include the sword or a ninja costume!

Check it out at Deputies: Pasco woman used ninja sword in fight with boyfriend

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Story of the Day



When I read the headline on this story, I automatically knew it had to have happened in Florida.

A man was arrested in Clearwater after leaving two small children in his car while going to...here it comes...

a strip club

The kids, ages 3 and 4, were found unharmed but the police are unsure if the kids are related to the stripper enthusiast.

Maybe their mom works AT the strip club and he was just touching base with her about the kids?!

Find more at Police: Man leaves kids in car, goes to strip club

Saturday, August 15, 2009

Story of the Day



To quote my personal hero Jerri Blank, "The bacon strip's sizzlin'!"

A lady working at a Perkins restaurant in Stuart (East Coast FL) was arrested after a co-worker saw her put 3 pounds of bacon in her purse.

3 pounds! Yummers!

When police booked her in jail, they found she also had drugs on her.

Check out the rest of the story, as well as the "delicious" mugshot of the bacon thief at Perkins employee arrested for stealing bacon

I've personally never eaten at a Perkin's but there was one down the road from my college and it just wasn't as appetizing as eating at, let's say, Shoney's.