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Why Florida? Why?!!

A group of Floridiots calling themselves "Personhood Florida" are trying to add a new amendment to Florida's Constitution that would make it a crime to take birth control pills in Florida.

They want the constitution to define someone as a "person," regardless of age or health status, "from the beginning of the biological development of that human being."

These people are nutso! They consider taking the pill as a "chemical abortion".

You can read their "reasoning" behind their genius idea here

Ok....hmmm.....so they would rather you get knocked up and THEN get a real abortion??

And would it be a crime to use a condom?

And are they going to take in all of the unwanted babies born because birth control was illegal??

I'm sure this group spends TONS of money trying to promote this stupid amendment, meanwhile thousands of Florida's children who were unwanted are hungry and without any financial assistance.

What would Jesus REALLY do, Florida??

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Anyone for a BK "Anus" burger??

Well, one poor guy who WAS in the mood for some BK probably wish he hadn't been, after being shot 4 times while being parked at a BK drive-thru in Opa-locka last night.

Two scary dudes with AK-47s (wtf!) drove up to the guys car and started firing.

Luckily, the victim was able to drive himself to the hospital.

I wonder if he waited to get his food before driving to the hospital?
Who wants to eat cold fries, right?

According to the article you can read here, this is the second shooting at a BK in the Miami-Dade area in just this week.

No reports on whether the shooters wore red plastic boots and white face paint.

The Bandit out of Rehab

One of our favorite FILF's, Burt Reynold's, just returned home after a stay in a West Palm Beach rehab facility.

He was reportedly found knocked out, covered in blood after a fall and blamed the fall on an addiction to prescription pills.

Apparently Burt started taking painkillers to help with back pain.

Poor Burt! Hope he didn't mess up that beautifully frozen face!

Read more here

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This story came to my attention from my homegirl Katie Jean via another source but I had share!!

Because it involves Bell Shoals Baptist Church, a "megachurch" in our hometown of Brandon!

Bell Shoals sucks big time---they hold "gay conversion" classes and spread lies and hatred, AND high sugar diets.

You see, the church replaced their 10 (yes 10) soda vending machines from Pepsi products to Coke products because

here it comes....

Pepsi "opposes traditional family values".

You know, like the value of being true to yourself, loving thy neighbor, not passing judgment on others, lying, etc.

We need to pray for Bell Shoals Baptist Church---they need our thoughts to save THEM from stupidity.

Read more at Brandon Baptist church pulls plug on Pepsi products

Florida Flicks

"Striptease" (1996) starred Demi Moore as a Miami stripper who gets involved in a ridiculous scheme involving taking down a corrupt congressman (Burt Reynolds), all the while trying to win custody of her daughter from her ex-husband (Robert Patrick AKA the T-1000).

This movie was a BIG deal at the time because Demi earned $12.5 million, which is more than any actress had made at the time.

Guess where Demi learned how to strip dance? In Tampa of course!

I remember seeing this in the theatre with family and it was AWKWARD.

The trailer for the film is disabled on You Tube, so enjoy Demi in this 13 year old clip from Late Night with David Letterman:

Florida or....North Carolina?!

The picture above makes me think of something.....oh yeah STD's!

Which leads us to today's posting.....

Health workers in North Carolina have found that people are willing to get tested for sexually transmitted diseases in exchange for Wal-Mart gift cards.

These are tough times indeed. Scratchy, itchy, burny times.

People infected with syphilis in Forsyth County, NC has more than tripled from those infected just last year.

Experts say that the rise in STD's is in correlation with the bad economy.

So what's Paris' excuse then??

Check out the rest of the story at New tool to fight syphilis? Wal-Mart gift cards

FILF

Jack Kerouac, legendary Beat writer of classic books, such as "On the Road" and "The Subterraneans" spent the later part of his life in beautiful West Coast Florida.

He died at St. Anthony's hospital in St. Petersburg, at the young age of 47, from complications arising from cirrhosis of the liver, a result of heavy drinking his whole life.

Just this past July, a judge in Pinellas County ruled that Jack's will had been forged, thus finally settling financial drama between Jack's relatives.

I read "On the Road" in my early teens and remember it playing like a movie in my head as my eyes moved quickly across the pages.

Read it if you haven't yet.

And PRAY that no one makes a movie about it!