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In the epic "There Will Be Blood", the main character uses a child as a marketing ploy whilst negotiating for oil.

The following story does not stray to far from this plot line, so we'll call it "There Will Be Idiots".

A woman in Suntree was charged with neglecting her 6 year old son after a tow truck driver told the police she offered to sell her child in exchange for gas money.

Is gas REALLY that expensive in Florida? Me thinks not.

I love this story for it's ridiculousness but I hate it because I feel sorry for the little boy who has a mental case for a mom.

Read more here and check out the video that accompanies the article.

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Thank you Florida for not letting me down! Especially the men and women of law enforcement!

Cops in Lakeland were caught playing a Wii video bowling game during a drug raid.

Who says you can't have fun on the job??

The home that the cops raided had a surveillance camera, and the video clearly shows officers repeatedly stopping on the job to play the video game.

In defense of the cops, maybe they have PS3's at home and wanted to check out what the Wii is like?

Also, was the video game on when the cops raided the house or did they start up the game on their own?

Anyways, read more at Fla. cops caught playing video game during raid

And don't you love that Wii cake??! Hilarious.

FILF

Although born in Tennessee, Megan Fox moved to St. Petersburg when she was ten and spent her adolescence in the sunshine state.

Which probably explains why she's a little on the crazy side! (We like crazy!)

Her new movie "Jennifer's Body" was the 5th highest grossing movie this opening weekend.

I've heard it's a must see from our Floorduh reader, Bobby!

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Why Florida? Why?!!

A group of Floridiots calling themselves "Personhood Florida" are trying to add a new amendment to Florida's Constitution that would make it a crime to take birth control pills in Florida.

They want the constitution to define someone as a "person," regardless of age or health status, "from the beginning of the biological development of that human being."

These people are nutso! They consider taking the pill as a "chemical abortion".

You can read their "reasoning" behind their genius idea here

Ok....hmmm.....so they would rather you get knocked up and THEN get a real abortion??

And would it be a crime to use a condom?

And are they going to take in all of the unwanted babies born because birth control was illegal??

I'm sure this group spends TONS of money trying to promote this stupid amendment, meanwhile thousands of Florida's children who were unwanted are hungry and without any financial assistance.

What would Jesus REALLY do, Florida??

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Anyone for a BK "Anus" burger??

Well, one poor guy who WAS in the mood for some BK probably wish he hadn't been, after being shot 4 times while being parked at a BK drive-thru in Opa-locka last night.

Two scary dudes with AK-47s (wtf!) drove up to the guys car and started firing.

Luckily, the victim was able to drive himself to the hospital.

I wonder if he waited to get his food before driving to the hospital?
Who wants to eat cold fries, right?

According to the article you can read here, this is the second shooting at a BK in the Miami-Dade area in just this week.

No reports on whether the shooters wore red plastic boots and white face paint.

The Bandit out of Rehab

One of our favorite FILF's, Burt Reynold's, just returned home after a stay in a West Palm Beach rehab facility.

He was reportedly found knocked out, covered in blood after a fall and blamed the fall on an addiction to prescription pills.

Apparently Burt started taking painkillers to help with back pain.

Poor Burt! Hope he didn't mess up that beautifully frozen face!

Read more here

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This story came to my attention from my homegirl Katie Jean via another source but I had share!!

Because it involves Bell Shoals Baptist Church, a "megachurch" in our hometown of Brandon!

Bell Shoals sucks big time---they hold "gay conversion" classes and spread lies and hatred, AND high sugar diets.

You see, the church replaced their 10 (yes 10) soda vending machines from Pepsi products to Coke products because

here it comes....

Pepsi "opposes traditional family values".

You know, like the value of being true to yourself, loving thy neighbor, not passing judgment on others, lying, etc.

We need to pray for Bell Shoals Baptist Church---they need our thoughts to save THEM from stupidity.

Read more at Brandon Baptist church pulls plug on Pepsi products