WTF Miami??

When the South Florida owner of "Geronimo", a beautiful brown and white horse, reported him missing, she didn't expect he would be found dead under a tree.

Apparently, 19 horses have been killed in Southeast Florida since January---and many believe they are being killed for their meat.

Although the police believe it is too premature to form a motive, a member of the SPCA believes that horses are being killed for their meat by people of different nationalities.

Miami is a melting pot of many, many cultures, and I guess in some of these cultures, eating meat is legal.

This is SO disgusting.

I hope Geronimo didn't die in vain, and that the awareness this story has brought will put an end to such a heinous crime.

Read more at Horses being killed in South Florida--for their meat?

FILF

Bettie Page, the ultimate pin-up goddess, frequently visited and loved the Sunshine State.

On one of her visits to Florida, photographer Bunny Yeager staged a shoot with Bettie at a wild animal park where her famous Jungle Bettie photos were taken.

Bettie ended her modeling career after converting to Christianity while living in Key West.

Florida certainly makes an impression on people!

We love Florida and we love Bettie Page. She's undoubtedly the sexiest angel in Heaven!

FILF

Saucy and sexy Blanche Devereaux is one of South Florida's sassiest residents.

She resides near Miami with her roommates Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia (another FILF).

Blanche is very popular with men, as well with her community.

She is involved with local plays and volunteer service projects with Rose and is a big fan of cheesecakes.

Thank YOU for being a friend, Ms. Devereaux!

If Florida were a movie, it would be

Larry Clark's "Bully" based on the 1993 real life murder of Bobby Kent, which happened in Fort Lauderdale.

Too make a shocking and intriguing story super short, South Florida teens decide to kill the bully in their group.

There is lots of sex, drugs, nudity, violence, and humidity.

Welcome to Florida.

And if you don't know, now you know.

FILF

Although she was born in Sicily, Sophia Petrillo has lived in South Florida ever since she was placed in the Shady Pines retirement home by her eldest daughter, Dorothy. Sophia moved in with Dorothy after Shady Pines was damaged by a fire.
Living with Dorothy provides Sophia with non-stop comedic material thanks to her roommates Blanche and Rose.

Sophia loves a good cheesecake and enjoys sharing stories of her life in Sicily.
Instead of "once upon a time", Sophia likes to start her stories with "picture this.."